Quif

To get tackled in football super hard.

You just got quifed

by Quif November 24, 2020

Quiffed

The amount of weed a bud chops out too. Some buds are loose and what you see is what you get. Some are packed tight and chop out to be more than you were expecting.

That last lot of bud from old mate quiffed up well.

by Em dog February 19, 2020

Quif

To get tackled in football super hard.

You just got quifed

by Quif November 24, 2020

Quif

To get tackled very hard in football

YOU JUST GOT QUIFED SON

by Quif November 24, 2020

i quiffed

"Making a sound by a bodily function, similar to a fart, but using your genitals."

J: What was that sound? Did the Picture fall?
E: No sorry I Quiffed"

by BigQueenJ June 19, 2018

Quif

To get tackled super hard in football

YOU JUST GOT QUIFED

by Quif November 24, 2020

Quif

An abbreviation for a quick fuck; a quickie. And no, this isn't read as "queef". That's just fucking gross.

"Oh for fucks sake, stop quifing in the backseat!!!"

"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"

by bury me in scat February 2, 2021