My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink
by Walstur April 17, 2020
by BigQueenJ June 19, 2018
Used as a honourable name or complement. Meaning that you are the queen of all quifs and are above every other person of the general public.
person 1: did u smell my quif? It was so good!
person 2 :omg queen of quifs!
I love you so much because you are my best friend, the queen of quifs!
person 2 :omg queen of quifs!
I love you so much because you are my best friend, the queen of quifs!
by queen of quifs July 26, 2018
An abbreviation for a quick fuck; a quickie. And no, this isn't read as "queef". That's just fucking gross.
"Oh for fucks sake, stop quifing in the backseat!!!"
"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"
"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"
by bury me in scat February 02, 2021