Quife

A way to describe a queen who is also your wife. Mostly used by people who simp and have no idea if they want to go with ‘Queen’ or ‘Wife’

El: “That’s it, I’m k—lling Jaehee.”
SR: “NO DON’T K-LL MY QUIFE!”

by God.SR August 6, 2022

Quif

To get tackled very hard in football

YOU JUST GOT QUIFED SON

by Quif November 24, 2020

queen of quifs

Used as a honourable name or complement. Meaning that you are the queen of all quifs and are above every other person of the general public.

person 1: did u smell my quif? It was so good!
person 2 :omg queen of quifs!

I love you so much because you are my best friend, the queen of quifs!

by queen of quifs July 25, 2018

Penis quife

That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps

My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink

by Walstur April 17, 2020

Quiffed

The amount of weed a bud chops out too. Some buds are loose and what you see is what you get. Some are packed tight and chop out to be more than you were expecting.

That last lot of bud from old mate quiffed up well.

by Em dog February 19, 2020

Quif

To get tackled in football super hard.

You just got quifed

by Quif November 24, 2020

i quiffed

"Making a sound by a bodily function, similar to a fart, but using your genitals."

J: What was that sound? Did the Picture fall?
E: No sorry I Quiffed"

by BigQueenJ June 19, 2018