Quiffed

A verb used to describe situations involving alcohol-induced defecating or vomiting, usually resulting in soiled clothing, bedding, footwear or a conveniently placed nearby coal scuttle.

Oh God, I just quiffed my shoes.

by zombie-survivor October 7, 2024

i quiffed

"Making a sound by a bodily function, similar to a fart, but using your genitals."

J: What was that sound? Did the Picture fall?
E: No sorry I Quiffed"

by BigQueenJ June 19, 2018

Quif

To get tackled very hard in football

YOU JUST GOT QUIFED SON

by Quif November 24, 2020

Quife

A way to describe a queen who is also your wife. Mostly used by people who simp and have no idea if they want to go with ‘Queen’ or ‘Wife’

El: “That’s it, I’m k—lling Jaehee.”
SR: “NO DON’T K-LL MY QUIFE!”

by God.SR August 6, 2022

Quif

To get tackled in football super hard.

You just got quifed

by Quif November 24, 2020

Quif

To get tackled in football super hard.

You just got quifed

by Quif November 24, 2020

queen of quifs

Used as a honourable name or complement. Meaning that you are the queen of all quifs and are above every other person of the general public.

person 1: did u smell my quif? It was so good!
person 2 :omg queen of quifs!

I love you so much because you are my best friend, the queen of quifs!

by queen of quifs July 25, 2018