Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".
*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*
Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.
Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Sir Pumpernickelmug. by Gibby mop pumpernickel November 17, 2019
Get the Thaddeus von pumpernickel IIImug. A $5 whore. Ugly fat, has a vagina with a single ball hanging off it. Only does blow jobs, has one tooth that may slice your dick off.
Only used in frat initiations.
Only used in frat initiations.
Tell the pumpernickel that you will give her $50, get a blow job, give her the $5, then run like hell.
by buckeyeoh September 16, 2019
Get the pumpernickelmug. cutting off all of one's hair and subsequently putting said hair into a bowl (or a similar receptacle)
by benthehen October 16, 2008
Get the pumpernickel ticklemug. Dude I just got finished with this pumpernickel from down the block,
She wasnt exactly a dime, but she didnt charge just a nickle either.
She wasnt exactly a dime, but she didnt charge just a nickle either.
by Greeen.T December 16, 2015
Get the pumpernickelmug. The BEST person to ever be a Baba Grill, owner of twenty Discord Kittens. And overlord of all girliepops.
by HOT PEOPLE WHO ARE HOT May 22, 2023
Get the Miss Pumpernickelmug. When you ejaculate large amounts of cum constantly inside of a yeast-infected-woman's vagina (or anus), to the point where cum rushes out of her vagina (or anus) and you use said cum, mixed with the yeast, to make a creamy, odorous pumpernickel bread that goes under the title "Pumpernickel Creamsurprise"
"My friend John and his girlfriend gave me a loaf of bread called a Pumpernickel Creamsurprise, I can't wait to try it!"
by poopybootycoolyfooly June 11, 2025
Get the Pumpernickel Creamsurprisemug.