Psychology

A major in which people, mostly women, study to "understand" better life, and human behavior; Psychology is also known as the most burned major, of all college majors, because it's everyone's major at one point of their life as college students. Psychologist believe to be intellectual-beings, which in 99% they are not, and don't even fucking understand their heroes meant to say in their written works and efforts to contribute to the science field of psychology, For Example, Freud, Rogers, etc. Also Psychologist give therapy to people with "life problems", economic, unresolved child development issues and marital and socioeconomic, psychosocial problems, and psychologist think they know everything about life, when don't realize how life really hard is, and they usually live in apartments and rented rooms, because most of them are mediocre; I don't mean to stereotype not all psychologist are ignorant, some of them are really intellectual and philosophical. Most pretty girls study psychology, just for the sake of completing a "professional career", but most of them just study in the mean time they find a suitable husband with a real career, with true commodities and real hard-worked-made money. Most Psychologist screw your head even-more in order to take more and more of your money within each visit you make to their forced therapy......

Mariana is studying psychology, she is a rich bitch, and thinks she knows everything about life, and thinks life is easy as making a sandwich. I've known her for almost 10 years, and talks to me on a disrespectful manner; when I finally raised my voice and told her, I wouldn't be taking her shit anymore, she got horny and offered me sex. She is a girl that enjoys Sadomasochism (pleasure on feeling pain or humiliated), and likes being treated like a garbage, even though she is on a psychology major and she is supposed to understand what is to be a normal human-being and not to enjoy irrational pain, on being treated like garbage like every other psychology student should......

by The_philosopher88 March 14, 2013

Psychological

A way for a pussy to convince himself/herself that nothing is real unless they describe it as real. A pretentious person's version of positive thoughts.

That didn't happen, it wasn't real, violence is all psychological, if the person doing the damage is the one pretending everything is psychological.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

psychologic

The act of stuffing someone into a small, closterphobic space until they are to weak to fight back. Afterward you pull them out when the time is right only to humiliate them by cumming on there face. Usually followed by a curtious Uber ride home

First I got a psychologic...... next thing I know I’m in a damn accord........

by Themaxx64 July 25, 2018

psychologize

act of psychoanalysis

"Damn, bruh, she tried to reverse psychologize me, but she doesn't know I'm a master manipulator and gaslighter."

by Moonz930 March 14, 2022

Psychology

The attempt to understand why each person reacts differently to the same situation.

Modern psychology is mostly comprised of unrelated hypotheses patched together in an effort to make a valid theory.

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

Psychology

The women's "science"

Psychology, what just about every sorority chick majors in.

by Mr. Daniels April 15, 2008

psychological

Pronunciation: ˌsī-kə-ˈlä-ji-kəl
Function: adjective

1) "Logical" as determined by a psycho.

2) The processes of the human mind, not being entirely logical, often involve a psychotic component. Hence, the combination of "psycho" and "logical" is necessary. The psychotic component is often dominant in clingy ex-boy/girl friends.

1) The only (psycho)logical conclusion he could come to was to stalk the hot sorority girl around campus.

2) Guy 1: Dude, the way Lauren operates is not logical.
Guy 2: Yeah, but it is psychological.
Guy 1: Don't you mean psychotic?
Guy 2: Yeah, that too.

by rastronauts May 25, 2010