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professional mistress

An upscale prostitue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. Each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays). If he needs her for a Friday,Saturday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.
I could never be a protitute - having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because I am in control of who I see and when, and the guys I pick really take good care of me.
by myplayfulvixen October 25, 2007
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professor venomous

the hot purple scientist from OK K.O.
Professor Venomous! I like him cause he’s level -7, and because he’s purple!”
by helpimgonnaeatacookie June 6, 2020
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DK-Prof

Danish member of ar15.com who was made famous by the following post:

When I was in the army, one of the farm boys told us the "secret" to having sex with a goose (or large duck). He said that you had to shove its head into a drawer of a dresser while you were doing the nasty.

One benefit was that the animal would be more docile with it's head shoved into a sock drawer, but apparently the real benefit was that he said when you were about to climax, you'd kick the drawer shut with your foot, because the goose would start to spasm uncontrollably when it died, and that was apparently awesome.

That bizarre story/advice was put in my head almost 20 years ago, and has lived in my brain every since - and now it's in YOUR brain.

Sure it's disturbing and gross, but this thread is so weird and freaky anyway, I don't think we can get much lower.
"My geese just went missing"
"DK-Prof probably took them to the furniture store to have his way with them"
by Billy Grimm January 12, 2008
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Professor Chaos

Made Famous by South Park's Butters, Professor Chaos is arguably the most feared super villain of all time
Boy Howdy, Am i sure afraid of Professor chaos
by professorchaos1 November 25, 2010
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PROFECTIONIST

The Profectionist was a perfect profesional
by suckdick69 March 14, 2009
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Profartssor

A professor who speaks nonsense during lecture. word is of Chinese origin.
yo, I was in class today and the guy literally said some shit i've never heard of. What a profartssor.
by GPenn December 16, 2010
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Professor oakin

When a mentor sends you on a journey so he can bang your single mother
by Saugy_are_died March 10, 2020
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