simp in pimp’s clothing

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.

Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.

by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022

Royal Pimp Slap

Royal Pimp Slap, is a pimp slap given by a person of royalty while wearing many bejeweled rings. note that a royal pimp slap is often accompanied royal horns announcing the slap.

guy 1: did you watch a pimp named slick backs coronation

guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.

guy 3: daaaamn!

guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.

by kipper big January 11, 2013

royal pimp slap

Royal Pimp Slap, is a pimp slap given by a person of royalty while wearing many bejeweled rings. note that a royal pimp slap is often accompanied by royal horns announcing the slap.

guy 1: did you watch a pimp named slick backs coronation

guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.

guy 3: daaaamn!

guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.

by kipper big January 11, 2013

pimp-whore relationship theory

the pimp-whore relationship theory is a highly debated theory in relationship dynamics stating that if you (the guy) treat a girl as though she is your bitch and you are her pimp, she will become susceptatble and complacent towards you and the oppisiste to all other men, thus making it easy for you to pick her up and hard for anyone else. The theory is highly debatable because about half the tests performed to test this theory have worked and about half have not.

that guy picked her up with the pimp-whore relationship theory.

by jewfrosamurai42 April 30, 2013

eloquently pimp

A pimp of sophisticated taste

Did you know that Morgan Freeman fucked his niece? That guy is eloquently pimp!

by Mega-Douche August 20, 2010

To Pimp a Butterfly

The best hip-hop album EVER, and probably one of the best albums of all time.

To Pimp a Butterfly is GOAT, enough said.

by TPAB April 29, 2015

Pimp's Prayer

A prayer said before striking a trifling bitch or hoe who has stepped out of line.

Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.

Amen

by Fuzzybat23 January 17, 2006