sex ""positions omg""

Somone who gets excited on teh thought of sexual intercoarse.

omg sex ""positions omg"" are so cool

by homiiciide January 31, 2008

Positionism

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different position based on the belief that one's own position is superior.

The interesting thing was that I always associated positionism with Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

by Bootylicker256 January 14, 2017

sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.

How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!

by mids99 September 13, 2009

Positions

The way I literally FUCK Jessie' in every position possible♡

Plentiful Positions♡

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020

positions

a position could be a way something is standing or sat like. or a way someone is facing.

Position is a direction of something.

"why are you facing the wall?" Dad said.

that's an example of a direction and also a position place is facing in.
They are know as positions or position

by internet browser October 23, 2020

positionslisa

the most perfect being in the whole world. a goddess on earth who makes everyone happy just by existing. she will be your best friend in seconds. shes funny, pretty asf, kind, lovable, this girl has no flaws.

positionslisa is loved by everyone and deserves the best

by rugbug December 14, 2020

positions

Ariana Grande's hit anthem, an ode to codependence for pick-me girls from the album with the same name. An inferior follow-up to her previous two amazing albums.

Positions is Pickmeisha's number one favorite song ever!

by The Q Conspiracy April 17, 2021