donkey porker

Someone who repeatedly has sexual intercourse with a donkey. Or a synonym for dumbass, moron, retard, asshole, jerk, or bastard.

"What a donkey porker you are, Hanley!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

porker puncher

Synonym to chubby chaser. One who actively seeks and attempts coitus with large women.

Holy crap!! Did you see that girl Chris brought home? Yeah, she was huge, I had no idea he was a porker puncher.

by Hop-a-long July 27, 2010

Whale Porker

The art of fucking Extremely Overweight women.

You my good sir are in fact a Whale Porker.

by music93man September 26, 2011

Dirty Porker

When someone commits the sexual act of holding someones eyes open with crocodile clips as you give them pink eye, then proceeding to fill each of their hole with a formula of semen to carolina reaper sauce 1:19 then eat it out of them with a used McFlurry spoon.

Person 1: Help my dad keeps hitting me!
Person 2: Give ‘im a Dirty Porker and show him who’s boss!

by MiracleManMeat April 28, 2023

Porker Stalker

An individual who has a fettish for those who are morbidally obese, could also refer to a keen lover of bacon.

Did you see Dave dancing with Gemma last night, man he's a porker stalker

by Lawrence Accardi and Amez October 23, 2008

alpha porker

An obese person having the highest rank in a dominance hierarchy.

The alpha porker amongst the group of children let out a shrill battle cry before rushing headfirst towards the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by andyspam October 5, 2013

Sexy Porker

A woman who is extremely hefty (overweight) who is abnormally attractive to the male species. If she was skinny she would be potentially really HOT.

Wow, that bitch is a sexy porker.

by RobbieWalker July 26, 2011