Sofia Pollard

10/10 would slap her if you had the chance.
Enjoys eating ass smoking grass and going fast broom broom

Sofia Pollard is such a dickhead who tf likes that bitch??

by Your local radiator June 11, 2020

pollaxed

to knock someone out!

i ran straight at the wanker and pollaxed him! lights out!

by smitdawg June 24, 2006

Bernard Pollard

1. The SS of the Kansas City Chiefs who glamorously ended the 2008 NFL season for Tom Brady in Week 1, by bending his knee the wrong way and snapping pretty much anything attached to that knee. This caused the Patriots to miss the playoffs for the first time since 2002, and drop from an 18-1 season to an 11-5 season. God knows how Brady will be in 2009 thanks to this man.

2. national hero

3. The greatest football player to ever play in the NFL.

4. Someone who takes care of something really annoying that's been bothering you.

Definition 1 Example: "HOLY FUCK MY NEW FAVORITE PLAYER IS BERNARD POLLARD!!!"

Definition 2 Example: "OMG! The president should award a medal to Bernard Pollard."

Definition 3 Example: "DID U SEE THAT HIT?? BRADY'S DONE! I'M VOTING BERNARD POLLARD FOR THE PRO BOWL!!"

Definition 4 Example: "That bully was picking on me the other day again. Luckily I hired a Bernard Pollard so I don't have that problem anymore."

by t0mbreidyh8ter April 15, 2009

pollardinho

If you have this username on a game you are a god and better than Fred

Pollardinho sure is good

by Oh hey man January 20, 2021

Sophie Pollard

MOST FUCKING AWESOME PERSON!

That awesome person over there is a Sophie Pollard!

by Punkey33 May 17, 2017

max pollard

Someone who I very bad at anal and is bad at sucking dick

Man max pollard is so bad at sucking dick

by Max Pollard July 30, 2018

sofia pollard

Sofia pollard is a depressed teenager with anger issues that usaly has a hot younger sister. They have multiple piercings and have even tattooed themselves

Fuck you sofia pollard
Sofia pollard you're r a bitch

by Lemoncakes June 11, 2020