Plutoed

When you're so fucked that you're on another planet.

I'm totally plutoed right now.

by turtletime8 June 24, 2017

plutoe_

Plutoe_ is a TikToker who never misses and everytime he speaks its automatically a hit

Did you know that Plutoe_ never misses?

by guywithahugepenis February 20, 2021

Plutoed

When your partner suddenly becomes lesbian for the 2nd-3rd time in a row.

“Damn, Aaron. I got plutoed again.”

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper December 13, 2021

Painters Pludger

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.

Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!

by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016