piss off a nettle

When one comes across a female of such great beauty, one is compelled to commit any form of depraved sexual act. Falling to such a low that one would even indulge in drinking the urine of the lady in question from a place that was almost certain to result in pain - in order to reach sexual gratification and impress the girl.

Look at her in her tight top, micro-skirt and high heeled shoes - hair waving in the summer breeze. I would lick her piss off a nettle.

by normanstanleyfletcher November 21, 2016

piss-off factor

An object's component or quality that has the potential to annoy or anger a person viewing or using the object.

Web browser pop-up ads tend to have a very high piss-off factor.

by JRob November 18, 2005

piss off tonight

now you can piss off tonight
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piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

by nylonthingy April 1, 2023

Piss off you cunt

Until I have had my cup of tea you can, piss off you cunt xx

Person 1: can I ha-
Person 2: piss off you cunt

by Jam3sh0mosom December 11, 2023

Piss up or piss off

A phrase demanding a person to get excessively drunk or to leave the party/gathering.

Person 1: I'll come, but i won't drink anything

Person 2: piss up or piss off cunt

by Josh Redgrave June 17, 2018

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.

Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

aunty piss off

An aunty who irritates you and phone's you hundreds of times .

Ugh,aunty piss off is phoning again

by 96969 May 30, 2017