california pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, then drying it out in the hot-summer drought, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an california pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."

by DoctorPentakill April 29, 2015

West Yorkshire Pipeline

When someone takes a dump and their friend runs in, sits on their lap and then shits through their legs.

I just west yorkshire pipelined my girlfriend

by Shite Power October 16, 2012

alaskin pipeline

The act of shitting into a condom and freezing it and later using it as a dildo.

I shoved my alaskin pipeline so far up sammy's ass

by Benito mac October 2, 2007

missouri pipeline

When someone people shove a pice of BBQ up your asshole.

Dude that Missouri pipeline was awesome!

by I like buns March 11, 2015

Arizona pipeline

When a person defacates into a condom. Then puts it in a boiling pot of water with some salt (for a burning sensation). Puts the condom in the boiling pot with salt for 20 minutes. Then proceeds to shove it up one anus HOT!!.

Dammmit I wish I could just flash boil these.

Just use a flamethrower for the Arizona pipeline

by Alaskan pipeline May 23, 2017

Gensokyo pipeline

An ancient tourture method founded by Marisa in which you strap someone to a chair or table and tilt their head back then hyperextend their mouth and insert a broom either handle side first or the other way around and wait till they choke

Hey Toni I think this fella needs the gensokyo pipeline

by The real Marisa March 31, 2021

Mississippi Pipeline

The act of placing half of a straw up a man's urethra and the other half up another man's urethra. The pair can then proceed with fluid exchanges in the form of semen or urine.

Mike had just finished his fruity smoothie with Raph. The straw was tempting so they performed a Mississippi pipeline.

by ForMikeD June 18, 2011