thanks for checking in im still a piece of garbage

garbage trash everyone get rekkkkkt

hey thanks for checking in im still a piece of garbage but im not u r so get rekt

by thickymemes101siwa October 6, 2018

A piece of paper with a star on it

Protects you from the boogie man.

And everything else imaginable.

Oh Teh NoEs!!11!! Peter is about to explode, Where the fuck is my piece of paper with a star on it!!??!?!?

OH no SYLAR!! QUICK, someone draw a piece of paper with a star on it!!!

by Skyancez March 27, 2008

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

a piece of cake you cant eat

A comeback to the common phrase "Thats a piece of cake!".

Dad: That bike race is a piece of cake!
Son: A piece of cake you cant eat!

by Landon G April 24, 2014

A piece of shit

A little piece of awsomeness

Well isnt that just a piece of shit

by Savy my nigga January 14, 2019

I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish

I'm a typical "editor" of Urban dictionary. Weeks ago, I added a word that is now quite poular. So to keep the word popular and my ego fresh, I became an editor and click on nothing but the DONT PUBLISH BUTTON. I'm sooo awesome.

I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish for many reasons:

1. Because I'm a little kid who thinks it's funny.

2. My word got published, but I'm afraid there might be a cooler one coming up.

3. I have no life.

by fuckurbaneditor7 May 18, 2010

fancy a piece of my pie

This is when you are flirting with the opposite sex and you want to get their attention to have a bang, you say "hey, fancy a piece of my pie? Its moist and delicious".

"hey, fancy a piece of my pie? Its moist and delicious".

by pie_faceblabla17 January 10, 2017