The most amazing person ever. Pure beauty in it's finest essence. A Penelope is a funny, witty, super smart, awesome person. A Penelope's husband or boyfriend is the luckiest man alive.
My girlfriend is a real Penelope.
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Person #1: penelope seems cool but she doesn't seem to have many friends
Person #2: ya ig but she doesn't need many... as one of her close friends Ik she's all I need, and makes me feel the same way
Person #2: ya ig but she doesn't need many... as one of her close friends Ik she's all I need, and makes me feel the same way
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The act of engaging in extremely gratifying sexual behavior with a professor who teaches civil war history. This may be graded.
We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch
by missindsey February 18, 2010
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by drpenis September 10, 2003
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Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.
Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.
I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.
I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.
by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014
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