pew

A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.

Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.

I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.

by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005

PEWS

Post-Election-Withdrawl-Syndrome:

The feeling of general depletion and emptiness in the few days after a presidential election. Caused by the sudden withdrawal of any campaign coverage, sound bites, or pictures of babies being kissed. May be accompanied by aimless clicking on news websites looking for something to read.

*NOTE: This condition has been observed in people whether their chosen candidate won or not.

Wife, to her Doctor: "I'm worried about my husband. Ever since the 4th, he's just been sitting at home wandering the New York Times and CNN for hours on end."

Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it. He probably just has an acute case of PEWS. He should be back on his feet by the end of the week."

by Slunky1 November 07, 2008

Pew

Pew

The action of gun going Pew

by Wonky Wonka May 26, 2020

Pewe

The second born, who is named as a junior after the dad instead of the eldest first born.

your Pewe sure does have your features.

by OLS PEWE February 12, 2012

pew pew

An interjection used to signal the presence of a good looking female.
Stems from the sound a robot makes after seeing a hot fem-bot. It is caused by his insides disintegrating (from the uber-sexiness, of course). The pew sound can be imagined as a nut/bolt hitting the inside of his outer casing, similar to the sound made by a ricocheting bullet.

Your sexiness makes my robot parts go pew pew pew

*spots hot girl*
pew pew!
*friends look and stare*

by Kev007 December 05, 2010

pewing

1. Chilling out with your mates.

2. Relaxing to chilled music.

"Where you at?"
"I'm just pewing with conor on Wernerth Low"

Facebook Update:
just pewing - at Mcdonalds with John

by JRVanstone March 17, 2011

pew pew

a noise made by a gun sounding like shooting

she went pew pew, after he told her that he didnt liek her back.

by doryfish February 12, 2009