Petranella 

Petranella is a rare name often belonging to incredibly adorable lolita-spirited girls who love piggybacks and hugs. Petranella often defines romantic people who sometimes like to walk on the wild side, often involving themselves with pyromaniacs or motorcycles.

Did you see that girl in the skirt with the motorbike? Yeah, it's Petranella, she's like that all the time.

Petranella by Sex33ybi##ch6374 January 19, 2011

petroleum engineering

A highly overpaid major typically chosen by douchebags who have already decided how they will spend their massive paycheck. Most of which drop out once they realize the complexity of the major. Those who complete four years of a mix between mechanical engineering, physics and geology rightfully earn the $110k starting salary.

Hey look at chad over there!

What? You mean his pink lacoste polo and snapback?

Did you hear he's majoring in petroleum engineering?

Look at him trying to pick up that chick with his acceptance letter to Colorado School of Mines.

Hah I give him 9 weeks before he drops

petroleum engineering by MacandoMcFly October 23, 2013

Petronella 

A scintillating rock.

Wow out of all those rocks that one is petronella

Petronella by Petski March 15, 2023

Petroleum Heartbreak 

After months and sometimes years of analysis, Engineers and tons of money is used to drill holes down the ground to find Oil. They do perforations to the location at the end of their drilling in the ground to get the oil flowing in the pipes from ground to the surface.

After this exercise, which took so long and a lot of money and a lot of heavy equipments and machines:

1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Gas coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 30% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Water coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 50% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find nothing coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 100% Hearbreak.

We been drilling all night and nothing is coming out of this feat, I think we are lead towards a petroleum heartbreak.
I came here to drill, but i dont care if it leads to a petroleum heartbreak

Petroleum Heartbreak by pyrocute August 27, 2013

Patronely

Someone who goes to a club and buys a bottle of tequila to make friends but ends up drinking on their own.

That guy bought two bottles and is still Patronely

Patronely by elputoamo March 16, 2015

petronilo 

My names Petronilo and I like cookies so we’re cookie lovers.

Petronilo loves cookies, it’s in It’s name

petronilo by DoctoralFlemington February 6, 2021

petronilo 

The sickest mother fucker out there that has the best fucking vibes and is the best man to smoke with if u ever meet this man u best fucking vibe with his ass

Damn this mans amazing petronilo

petronilo by Manwhoshighoffhisassat3am February 6, 2021