Papa Smurf 

When your dick is blue from having sex for too long.

Bruh, we fucked so hard last night I had a Papa Smurf.

Papa Smurf by Dr. Poopoo March 5, 2020

Papa Smurf 

The father of all 100 tiny blue fucking communists also known as Hitler

Ayo Fuckwad ur a papa smurf

Papa Smurf by MonkeGod43 March 17, 2021

Papa Smurf 

The act of jam packing your man’s arse full of blueberries and then fucking him until your cock turns blue.

“I’m heading out to the market to get me a tub of blueberries to Papa Smurf you tonight!”

Papa Smurf by My Papa Smurf February 25, 2023

Papa smurf 

A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!

I wanted a fuckboy but I got a papa smurf. What a disappointment!

Papa smurf by $Illy $ally July 3, 2023

Papa Smurf’d 

The act of placing shitake mushrooms in a person ass and then eating them.

Bro! I papa smurf’d Tiffany last night!

Papa Smurf’d by Mamá llama February 2, 2019

papa smurf syndrome 

When a skinny girl enjoys bumping uglies with a larger man resemblig papa smurf.

"Girl omg look at the guy with the beard. I'd totally ride that."
"Woah. You totally have papa smurf syndrome"

papa smurf syndrome by smurflover69 November 3, 2014

papa smurf's hat 

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

papa smurf's hat by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020