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Parking Inspector

A person employed to be an pain in the ballsack and only really exists to raise revenue for councils. Ironically the revenue they are raising will put them out of work when they are replaced by automated parking infringement machines.

Reference: www.parkinginspector.com
That parking inspector is handing out parking tickets. What a ballsack.
by ihatecouncils February 13, 2010
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giant eagle parking lot incident

A major accident that has traumatized you that you only vaguely refer to.
Person: Haven’t been the same since the Giant Eagle Parking Lot Incident
by FenTheGoat December 9, 2024
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Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.
Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!
by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023
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