Oswego Illinois is the BEST TOWN EVER. some people think it sucks because they are chicago wannabes, but it is actually a lot of fun if your not inside whining and playing video games all day. Like going for a run out into the country or visiting the village grind orr dairy hut! Theres also a nice library and a pool ( the civic center) . I loveeeeeeeeeee OSWEGO (: all yu oswego haterss go move to chicagoo !
by XC57777 December 23, 2010
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by Cullen Barker September 27, 2019
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Although some say that all these definitons arent true and they show that Lake Oswego isn't that bad, it is. Those people are probably just 40 year old lo moms who want lo to look good. it sucks. Lakeridge is the only good school, Lake Oswego High School doesnt know how to party or have fun.
Anyways, LO consists of
0.6% black
4.6% asian
2.3% mexican
1.4% other
and of course, 91.1% white
99% of the moms are botoxed in more than 7 ways
.3% are botoxed in just 1
and the other are real
Lakeridge has a higher acedemic rate than LOHS, but also has more drinking and drug problems.
90% of the kids have BMW's, Jeeps, or Mercedes, the others are just super cool.
Also known as Lake BigEgo, Lake NoNegro, and the Bubble
Also similarly is West Linn but they are nothing compared to Lake Oswego
Anyways, LO consists of
0.6% black
4.6% asian
2.3% mexican
1.4% other
and of course, 91.1% white
99% of the moms are botoxed in more than 7 ways
.3% are botoxed in just 1
and the other are real
Lakeridge has a higher acedemic rate than LOHS, but also has more drinking and drug problems.
90% of the kids have BMW's, Jeeps, or Mercedes, the others are just super cool.
Also known as Lake BigEgo, Lake NoNegro, and the Bubble
Also similarly is West Linn but they are nothing compared to Lake Oswego
1st person (from Hillsboro "I can't believe you live in LO. Haha i bet everyone drives bmw's and wears juicy"
2nd person (from somewhere else) "shhh dont offend them."
Lake Oswego person "Nah its chill, its all true. *ring ring* there goes my phone, i have to pick my mom up from botox. love ya, tata, byeee"
2nd person (from somewhere else) "shhh dont offend them."
Lake Oswego person "Nah its chill, its all true. *ring ring* there goes my phone, i have to pick my mom up from botox. love ya, tata, byeee"
by lakeoswegoissnobbyandiloveit April 2, 2011
Get the Lake Oswego mug.The most stuck up, rich person "town" in the Portland area. Crimes in this town usually involve stuck up, bratty, spoiled kids not getting what they want. The "lake" is a dammed up creek with un-lake like color and odor. Say 1 thing wrong in this town and everyone knows in 20 minutes.
The only actual "cool" people are not native Lake Oswegians.
Lake Oswego is divided into 2 sides, the Lake Oswego Lakers, and Lakeridge. The only difference between the 2 is that Lake Oswego Lakers is not parent controlled, and they can actually play sports.
The only actual "cool" people are not native Lake Oswegians.
Lake Oswego is divided into 2 sides, the Lake Oswego Lakers, and Lakeridge. The only difference between the 2 is that Lake Oswego Lakers is not parent controlled, and they can actually play sports.
Jane: I just fired my dog's masseuse because he wasn't doing a good enough job massaging out her stressed out muscles
Jill: Oh i totally have been in that situation before. Here, I'll give you a good one that has been working with my little Pomeranian for years.
Jane: Oh ok. Is it in Lake Oswego?
Jill: Of course! No one does masseusing like John.
Jill: Oh i totally have been in that situation before. Here, I'll give you a good one that has been working with my little Pomeranian for years.
Jane: Oh ok. Is it in Lake Oswego?
Jill: Of course! No one does masseusing like John.
by HEYHEYHEYHEYHEY WHAT?!?! hi. December 4, 2010
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It’s that mix of missing your friends, the campus, and the small-town life that somehow felt like home. The Oswego Effect hits when you realize you didn’t just go to school there, a part of you still lives there.
It’s that mix of missing your friends, the campus, and the small-town life that somehow felt like home. The Oswego Effect hits when you realize you didn’t just go to school there, a part of you still lives there.
Ever since graduation, I’ve been missing Oswego like crazy. I think the Oswego Effect just kicked in.
by Oswegan October 31, 2025
Get the Oswego Effect mug.Person 1: Do you realize that during the last 4 years Oswego hockey has made the national title game twice, and the final four two other times? They never were able to win a national championship.
Person 2: That's amazing, there's never been another team in hockey to pull an Oswego like that.
Person 2: That's amazing, there's never been another team in hockey to pull an Oswego like that.
by Ronald Card December 6, 2013
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