One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004

ONE WAY WOODERY

One who orders food with out asking his partners if they need anything.

Boy is he a one way woodery. I want some coco's too.

by CMHMA1 January 11, 2008

One Way Ticket to Hell

What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.

Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.

by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008

One-Way Bitch

A person who likes to act incredibly bitchy, but can't handle bitchiness in return and gets disproportionately hurt feelings. Usually demonstrated in the interwebz, as one-way bitches rarely have the balls to demonstrate bitchy behavior to anyone's face.

Tiffany: Did you see what Sparrow said in the blog comments?!
Augusta: Yeah, but as soon as you give it back she gets all emotional.
Tiffany: She's a one-way bitch.

by Brittaful February 21, 2010

One-Way Crush

A one-sided romantic interest that the other person may or may not be aware of

Wow, I really wish this One-Way Crush thing would turn into a Two-Way Crush...

YouTube: Sixth most viewed video of all time
Creator of Video = Name of Facebook account
Hint: Browse; next to Search
Word # Four: already

by SuperDuperSecretNinja May 19, 2010

one way motherfucker

A person who only looks at the world with only there needs in mind

She wanted you to change everything about your life but didn't want to do a Danny thing to change hers. And you responded " what a one way motherfucker."

by rustedroot April 21, 2016

one-way rivalry

A one-way rivalry is a rivalry where one of the participants is much more emotionally invested in the conflict. This state could arise if one of the parties (A) to the rivalry objectively outmatches the other (B) in significant way. The inferior party (B) will continue to value the prospect of winning, while (A) will shift focus toward other competitors that provide more of a challenge. Alternatively, (A) may simply have lost interest in the rivalry.

(B) may perceive their opponent (A) to be elitist or condescending if the one-way status of rivalry becomes clear. Conversely, (A) may consider (B) to be desperate or insecure.

1. In sports, the Mets-Yankees rivalry is a great example of a one-way rivalry. By virtue of their geographic proximity, some conflict between the teams is inevitable. However, the Yankees are widely acknowledged to be the more powerful of the two and find the Red Sox to be a more worthy opponent (though the Sox-Yankees has had elements of a one-way rivalry in the past).

2. Perhaps the most significant example in US society is the South's antagonism for the North. Many Southerners still bear great ill will toward the North for their victory in the Civil War and subsequent control during Reconstruction, some even believing that the North may be actively attempting to "keep them down". Actual antagonism from Northerners toward the South is generally limited to jokes about the Southern accent and the like.

by zedknee March 9, 2011