Throne Phone

The phone that is hung up in some hotels right next to the toilet.
"Dude, I tried calling your suite earlier but you didn't answer!"

"I couldn't answer because I was on the throne."

"Why didn't you use the throne phone then?"
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porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.
I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.
by Ryan April 22, 2007
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Bone Throne

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.
Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Bone Throne.
by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008
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Cum Throne

The seat or area where you cum the most. Most likely by a computer or bedside.
When I missed school last week I sat on my cum throne all day.

Don't sit there that's my cum throne!
by Crunk Magnum March 27, 2009
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Ruling the throne

I have been Ruling the throne in my bathroon all day.
by MIZZY06 January 22, 2009
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Nolan Throne

A person who is good at choking. And always comes up short.
That kid is a real Nolan Throne!
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Baltimore Throne

The predilection for homes (especially rowhomes) in and around the Baltimore area to be eqiupped with a toilet in the basement, but without a bathroom. Upon entering the basement a toilet is usually visible by itself sometimes even in the middle of the basement.
Example 1: In order to augment my income, I'm gonna rent out my basement. There is no shower, but it has a Baltimore Throne.

Example 2: If the cops raid the house, head to the basement and flush the dope down the Baltimore Throne.
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