if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her

Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.

Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave

her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(

So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

Grass don’t grow on a busy street

You’re not focusing on a monogamous relationship because you’re sleeping with multiple people

Chad: Hey bro, you in a relationship?
Tyler: Nah man…grass don’t grow on a busy street if you know what I mean

by napoleondnm8 November 20, 2021

People Don't Do Nothing On Shit.

Ain't nothing gonna happen if you don't get out there and just do it.

person 1:"Awh, man i can't go any further, i'm beat!"
person 2:"Come on, Man. People don't do nothing on shit."

by JesterRaaf May 19, 2025

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Set my D on H

A short hand expression for stealthily stating that something excites you so much that you achieved an erection, or "Set my Dick on Hard". This is a thinly veiled reference to a Star Trek phaser where a person could set different power levels for that weapon, with kill being the highest setting. Settings one's dick on hard would be the highest level of excitement a person could generate via their phallus.

Matt: Did you see the picture on that new 1080p Plasma TV I bought?
Steve: Fuck yeah dude, that thing set my D on H.

by Monster55 August 1, 2011

Get Swai'd On

The act of ordering fish (notably catfish) and getting fucking Swai in place of the actual fish you ordered. All my homies fucking hate Swai. Swai, probably better known as 'Basa', is a very cheap fish (which is why you get swai'd on in the first place by restaurants) native to Southeast Asia that tends to be farmed in unsanitary water. In the case of catfish, swai looks very similar to it. Catfish meat is stringy, tends to be flat, and has well defined ridges in it. Swai tends to be mushy, and likes to curl at the ends. Generally it also tastes worse. Know your enemy. Fuck swai.

We get swai'd on every damn time we go there. Lets go somewhere else.

My dad ordered a blackened redfish. The menu also clarified it was a redfish. They served him swai.
Damn, he got swai'd on.

I asked for a catfish po-boy. They served me a fucking po boy with swai on instead. I got swai'd on.

by Nice New Car Smoke January 30, 2023