Officesticated

An individual who has been working in an office so long they have forgotten what it's like to not be tied down by the 9-5 workday.

Very similar to the domestication of a man or woman after marriage.

Young Employee - "Why does Derek only speak in cheesy office Clichés?"
Older Employee -"He's been here too long, guy's been Officesticated..."
Young Employee - "Damn, I hope that's never me"

by mp4309 June 1, 2016

jrotc officer

The fat fucks who sit around and skip PT. None of them can pass a PFT to save their life

Enlisted Cadet: has 5 ribbons and is on a drill team and goes to every event

Jrotc Officer: eH pIcK tHAt cRaP uP *eats McDonald’s French fries*

by Modere April 28, 2021

Crooked Officer

when a cop aint striaght or fair and it takes an Illegal search 45 minutes, what the fuck you looking for
I roll on 24's, so the Dopeman is what they get me for
And that's a shame, a nigga can't ride nice
Without getting harassed, and facing 25 to life.

Mr. officer, crooked officer
Make a nigga wanna blow the badge, off of ya

by ashhuleyy April 25, 2010

officer krupke

that one guy in west side story

officer krupke is a police officer.

by XX_X_XXXBARACK_X_XX_ April 19, 2017

Officerwifeism

To be a lazy women who reverts back to 1950's ways and expect to be pampered.

To congregate and bitch about meaningless shit

Playing your husband's rank card.

Being hated by every other women due to the fack that you think you're better....when really...you're the wife.

1.

Lenora: Do you think we can ever just order lunch at the club quickly?

Helin: Not with all the damn officerwifeism going on today.

2.

Customer:"I need to have my bag returned,because I ripped it."

Worker: "Sorry Mam We Can't Do That"

Customer:"Do You Know Who I Am?"

Worker: "You're not gonna get my sympathy with your officerwifeism."

3.

Jane: So, since I am taking you to show you around the area today...how's about we go to the food court?

Kelly: As long as I don't see or hear any officerwifeism,i'm game!

by Dependant February 28, 2010

omissions officer

A college admissions officer at a selective college which rejects more applicants than it accepts.

"Hey so did you get in Johns Hopkins?"
"No I got rejected. Their meanest omissions officer must have read my application.

by Avrahard December 12, 2010

Thot patrol officer

Noun. A highly skilled carefully chosen group of men who are able to sniff out thots out of thin air.

A thot woman unwittingly walks up to a random guy or so she thought. He’s actually a thot patrol officer. She says to him hey do you know where I can score some free sex? He says no, go away. I don’t want you around me or my friends.

by B-rizzle November 30, 2018