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October 31st 

Halloween- the spookiest day of the year of course!! Trick or Treating (or staying at home and crying because you’re lonely)

ALSO KNOWN AS THE FATEFUL DAY THAT MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FINALLY ANNOUNCED THEIR RETURN!!!!
J: Hey dude, it’s October 31st! You know what that means!!
T: OH YEAH! HALLOWE-
Gerard Way: OH HEY BY THE WAY-
*insert the screaming of thousands of Killjoys*
October 31st by edgy ass fuck November 1, 2019

October 31st 

October 31st is national bully Jersey day. It is a day where the friends of Jersey come together to bully and mess with her.
I love October 31st, it is the best feeling when I bully Jersey!
October 31st by IwasPartying69 November 1, 2019

October 31st 

It’s fucking Halloween what the hell did you think it was gonna say? Go get fucking drunk and sleep with your boss, maybe wear a slut costume? I don’t know go do something with you life
Person “hey it’s October 31st what are you doing tonight”
Other person “idk what am I supposed to do”
Person “it’s fucking Halloween
Other person “oh- I knew that”
October 31st by Itsokyk October 18, 2020

October 31st 

National hurt your short friends day, this is a day to do whatever negative things you wish to impose onto your short friends. This day is also Halloween so bonus points if you do this in a costume.
Tall person: “Oh look it’s October 31st I can go throw my short friend against a wall”

Short person: “oh no it’s October 31st I don’t want to be kicked in the kneecap”
October 31st by Rat face Mr. man October 29, 2020

October 31st 

Free Monster Drink from guys called Jack. If you knoe a Jack he needs to buy you a Monster Energy Drink on October 31st.
“Jack! Where’s my Monster at? It’s October 31st!”
October 31st by daddybigchonk October 30, 2020

October 31st 

A day where everyone in the Uk comes together and collectively screams “What in the actual hell, Boris.”
Please, just shut the schools.
“Hey, it’s October 31st! This time 2 years ago, we went into a second ‘lockdown’.”