It’s fucking Halloweenwhat the hell did you think it was gonna say? Go get fucking drunk and sleep with your boss, maybe wear a slut costume? I don’t know go do something with you life
Person “hey it’s October 31st what are you doing tonight”
Other person “idk what am I supposed to do”
Person “it’s fucking Halloween”
Other person “oh- I knew that”
National hurt your short friends day, this is a day to do whatever negative things you wish to impose onto your short friends. This day is also Halloween so bonus points if you do this in a costume.
Tall person: “Oh look it’s October 31st I can go throw my short friend against a wall”