An Ocelot is a young man usually in their late teens and early 20s who enjoys the sexual company of a much older woman in her 40s, known as a Cougar.
by Falcon225 May 18, 2009
Get the Ocelot mug.Its a term to describe the coming shop-ocalypse of the 22nd of December 2012. When the world fails to end on the 21st of December 2012 as the Mayans predicted people will go out Christmas shopping en masse to shop for stuff they should have bought before the 21st. This will lead to the deaths of thousands of individuals trampled to death in the ensuing chaos. This event will become known as the the shop-ocalypse of 2012.
Ted didn't die in the Shop-ocalypse because he got his Christmas shopping done before the Shop-ocalypse.
by Iffy350 July 13, 2011
Get the Shop-ocalypse mug.Have your woman do a hand stand, and pour packets of Pop Rocks into her vagina. Once popping commences have her get on her knees and elbows, with her hands out in front, so she is relaxing as an ocelot would. Screw her until the Pop Rocks have stopped popping. At this point add more Pop Rocks to either her vagina or mouth and screw her or get head. It may be hard to to find a vagina with particularly large women, so it is advised to roll them in flour. You can assume that the flour will stick to any moisture, so this may help to locate the vagina. If this does not work, looking for pubes would be the next logical step. Based on the fact that large women can not see their vagina's, it would be impossible for them to shave down there. This tip may also help you find your point of entry. When all else fails, poke your dick around until it feels good.
by doubleO July 16, 2010
Get the angry ocelot mug.The most overrated girl that everybody likes. She’s most likely the main character but shouldn’t be. She likes to brag about her fame. But is hated by most and loved by less.
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Get the ocelyn mug.A screaming nonce who gets extreme arousal when anyone mentions Metal Gear Solid.
The thought of mooing robots and being "Knifed" from behind by old men with eye patches causes him to leak white wee in his undies
The thought of mooing robots and being "Knifed" from behind by old men with eye patches causes him to leak white wee in his undies
Ocelot is such an Ocelotsexual
by I hate Ocelot1206 June 27, 2008
Get the Ocelotsexual mug.One of the most beautiful, loving, caring and kid persons you will ever meet. They also tend to be the most loyal friends out there. So if you find them and gain their trust, and love consider yourself lucky because they will always be by your side.
by Aron October 8, 2019
Get the Omely mug.A person who looks very young for his/her age who prefers the company of younger mates. Like the actual animal, one would not know an Ocelot is part of the Big Cat family (like Pumas, Cougars and Sabertooths) just from looking, but they are, in fact, technically classified as such.
"You're 35??? I thought you were 25, you dirty, dirty Ocelot! Well, my parents are out of town, you wanna come over?"
by Capybarrra November 13, 2011
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