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nutritional doublethink

The simultaneous acceptance of two contradictory beliefs about a food.

The term nutritional doublethink is derived from George Orwell’s book, 1984. In 1984, the ruling party encouraged doublethink, defined as the ability to simultaneously hold two contradictory thoughts in one's head without recognizing the contradiction. We can apply the concept of doublethink to nutrition.
Cookies and cream low-fat yogurt is an example of nutritional doublethink. Low-fat yogurt implies healthy, but inherently we know cookies are unhealthy. By accepting the food as both unhealthy and healthy, we are holding two contradictory concepts about a food in our head, without recognizing the contradiction.
by NDoublethink June 4, 2016
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Nutritional Fuck

The act of purchasing a food product based upon the Nutritional Facts guide on the package, then later realizing the serving size has been scaled down to something a small insect would ingest.
You: "Heidi you just ate that whole bag of chips!"
Heidi: "It's okay, it only had 2 grams of fat."
You: "You just got Nutritional Fucked, that's per chip dummy!"
by Fred Casey October 17, 2016
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Nugitive

A small peace of news that you didn’t need to know coming from the internet.
‘Top news:Chihuahuas stolen by a seagull!’ Wow what a nugitive news
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Nutrition Sauce

Any liquid that isn’t water

ANY liquid
1: Can I have some of that nutrition sauce?
2: Dude that’s mud
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Nutrition

In Los Angeles unified school district in the 90's, nutrition was a 15minute time period from 10am to 1015am where you had a chance to turn in your gov't issused "meal ticket" to get a piece of delicious cheesetoast, the cheese was the yellowest ass cheese in the world, almost orange, but it tasted like the bomb. You had a choice of milk or orange juice, but u got ripped off with the orange juice since it was half the size of the milk.
Ghetto Teacher: Tyrone, I hope you had a hearty breakfast or a fattening nutrition, because you are doing your detention during lunch.
by LatnEdge August 25, 2010
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Nutritionist

A young woman who after years of looking good suddenly develops a hankering for conservative politics, incessant Facebook status updates, and ingesting far more calories than necessary. Thus, despite earning money to help people lose weight, their own weight balloons to cartoonish levels. Foods of choice include: cheesecake, cheesecake, and CHEESECAKE.
That girl Megan was so hot in high school. Too bad she's such a nutritionist. Really let herself go.
by superjorge69 November 22, 2016
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mega-nutrition

a delicious candy-bar kind of like twix but 1 is white chocolate &the other is milk chocolate. they are energy enhancers.
Have you tried that mega-nutrition? IT REALLY GIVES YOU A BOOST!
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