Secretary of Whatever in the Trump administration. His job is to clean up the stray saliva dripping off of Trump's balls after Pam Bondi or Kash Patel has met with the President.
Aide: Is the President finished meeting with the Attorney General?
Other Aide: Yes, send in Howard Nutlick immediately, Pam is so fucking sloppy. Wait, unless Patel is next.
Other Aide: Yes, send in Howard Nutlick immediately, Pam is so fucking sloppy. Wait, unless Patel is next.
by That One Dude With Cool Shoes March 14, 2026
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