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North Korean Flicker Gooning

A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.

The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.

The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
by TacoThursdayOnATuesday December 6, 2024
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North Korean Baptism

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north Korean hot pot

the act of sticking your penis in ramen broth then getting a blow job or giving anal sex
yo bro i totally north korean hot potted sum girl last night
by tannerm674167 January 2, 2026
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North Korean Blumpkin

When your partner is cosplaying as a character from any source of media while you get a blumpkin from them. While getting the Blumpkin, you scroll through your phone looking at rule 34 of that character their cosplaying.
by iloveblumpkin1234567890 May 18, 2025
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North Korean Root Canal

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.
Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.
by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024
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