Noobalator

(Adj)

1.) Someone who portrays the essence of a Noob.

"Danny is such a fucking Noobalator, he has no idea of whats going on!"

by Lagrungie07 October 2, 2007

Nokward

Not awkward

"This is nokward."

by HmHmHmHmHmNokward May 26, 2009

nokia brick

One of those phones which are known for being bulky and never breaking
like the saying "drop an iphone, break the screen, drop a nokia brick, break the floor"

guy 1 "i broke my iphone the other day, had to get a new one
guy 2 "what you got now?"
guy 1 "not much, just a nokia brick

by dabantabus April 30, 2015

Nobax

Not bad, Thanks "Thx"

Pers1: Hey boy sup?
Pers2: Nobax, you?
Pers1: same.

by Nobax August 21, 2016

Nokia brick

The cheap cell phones made by Nokia that are generally given out free upon signing for a plan. They have excellent reception but are ugly and large.

"Did you get a camera phone?" "No, I just have the Nokia brick"

by 10609 July 7, 2005

Nokia Brick

The big and bulky phones that were produced by Nokia from the 1990s up to the smartphone era, such as the legendary Nokia 3310. Nokia is known for producing smartphones that are very durable, but the Nokia Bricks trump them in every way. Move out of the way iPhones, with your pathetically weak screens! The Nokia Bricks are in town to prove that the Earth will crack apart before their screens do!

Kid: Dad, I dropped my iPhone and now it's got a broken screen!
Dad: You should have swapped your iPhone for a Nokia Brick.

by UltramanVectis October 15, 2015

noobageddon

a sudden wave of noobs joining your server and making the game suck/lag with their crapness

1337_player: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! the server is full of NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!
It's like NOOBAGEDDON!

by Arrow January 10, 2005