Ass Noggin

one with a higher level of butt-headitude. Someone who is such a butt-head that they need a whole new word to describe them.

Julia looked at Ashton and said, "The way you hit on Patrick while he was dating Toni made you look like a real Ass Noggin."

by J-Mee ft. DJ TC September 7, 2010

goose noggin

When a bearded man shits in a top hat and smacks another individual in the head while making geese noises.

Billy was being a little bitch, so the Abe lincoln impersonator shit in his top hat and whacked the stupid cunt upside the head while squawking wildly. He sure teached that bitch a lesson. Billy wont be fucktarded again after that goose noggin

by Methfucker707 November 18, 2013

16 bars off the noggin

Noun. Slang. Literally means 16 lines of rap music off the top of your head.

Hey bro! Sup? Gimme 16 bars off the noggin! Wym? I mean gimme 16 bars of rap music off the top of your head!

by B-rizzle August 30, 2019

bum over noggin

sort of like "head over heels" except this is the British way of saying it.
used to describe falling in love.

Michael had recently fallen "bum over noggin" for a beautiful Englishwoman named Rita.

by Sam (L) December 9, 2008

Octo-Noggin Fishjob

When you put an octopus on a mans genitalia and proceed to suck it.

He got an octo-noggin fishjob

by booboochoochoo April 10, 2021

Noggin

Slang term for a head.

"You've got a thick Noggin haven't ya?"

by Glittery Goddess June 27, 2004

penis noggin

A more polite way to call someone a dickhead.

Good sir, I am sorry to say you are in fact a penis noggin.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002