December 18. National grab pussy day is where you find ya girl(or if ur single a random girl) and u grab tf outta dat pussy
Bryce- “ I grabbed Serena’s pussy so hard it squirted all over me”
Matt-“ Bro I gotta find a girl and just grab random pussy for national grab pussy day”
On 15th of April it is National Grab Dick Day. The past few days before this day were Grab Tits Day and Grab Ass Day, so we thought there should be a Grab Dick Day. Girls are meant to grab a boys dick on this day. They can't do anything about it.
On the day of April 12, all genders must ingage in breast grabbing. There will be no legal consequences for these great actions. If one is in court, please bring up this text.