attention bitches and ho's of urban dictionary publishing staff! you motherfuckers better start posting my words or ima gonna come and eat u through the penis/vagina or both if u have them!!
love kelsey
love kelsey
by doctor kelsey October 14, 2011
I got some fire words and bitch ass niggas keep denying my shit you lame ass niggas but if someone allows this your a W nigga
Me: Why the fuck yall keep denying my words
by YRGkami January 20, 2021
poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsa = asdfghjklqwertyuiop = My First UD Word
by miata real December 10, 2020
Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.
by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence
friend: ok whats the sentence?
me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
friend: ok whats the sentence?
me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
Dr. Jordan "JeepJorp" Peterson "I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS!"
Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"
Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"
Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"
Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"
Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"
Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."
Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"
Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"
Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"
Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"
Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"
Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023