An beautifully phrased comeback uttered on the Instagram profile of the actor behind the Even character in the phenomenal Norwegian show Skam during an infight with an atrocious troll.

Instantly, these four words went on to become both legendary and iconic, both in this and any other parallel universe.
#suckmyboardbitch #cardamom

"Stick to snowboarding" - troll
"Suck my board bitch" - actor extraordinaire

Suck my board bitch by skamfan March 17, 2017

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my sized bitch

A bitch who has one or more of these traits:
1. Steals all her boyfriend's money
2. Hates everyone, but expects everyone to like her anyways
3. Very stuck up
4. Displeasing to the entire female population (this includes animals) and emits a rancid odor detectable by most
5. Gets her boyfriend way too whipped

Abbreviated: MSB

Alicia and Bethany are my sized bitches. I feel sorry for Ben and Nathan (respectively).

and

I contain no MSB

my sized bitch by Mr. Tap July 13, 2004

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My sexy bitch

Char to jay <3

Jay: “GM MY SEXY BITCH”
Char: “GM MY GORGEOUS HOE”

My sexy bitch by JAY; July 11, 2021

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eat my shit bitch

something that a very sexy woman says when she's sitting on and/or riding her man's face. DOES NOT INVOLVE EATING FECES!

man...it was so hot when my girl sat on my face and yelled, "eat my shit bitch"

eat my shit bitch by Sean Christopher July 28, 2008

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