putting my feet to sleep

As used by Gordon gecko in wall st, “he’s putting her feet to sleep…exit visas are imminent…”

Dude, I feel bad for him…she’s horrible in bed…must be putting his feet to sleep (ie putting my feet to sleep)

by Mr CPE July 6, 2025

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

swept me off my feet

When someone really gets know you: your story, your weaknesses, your insecurities. Everything about who you are, not just the shell. And then they are still trying to impress you, to care for you, and show affection.

So how do you know that someone has swept me off my feet?
When someone sweeps you off your feet, you know love.

by love.education October 20, 2023

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022

Grease My Feet

A metaphor for an act of submitting/worshipping to someone, showing humility and service towards the Person, and their feet you oil/moisturize.

* Commonly found within British slang, uncommon in American slang.
Popular References to this phrase can be found in the Bible such as John 13:14-15, and by a popular British Rap artist, by the name of ceechynaa in her song “ Peggy. “

“Girl, what’s your boyfriend like? “

“ Oh! Well he’ll do anything for me, and just grease my feet in general. “

by ChechnyaLover69 December 18, 2024

My feet

Getting better actually. Thanks for asking. Sorry about the... You know... Blatant misogyny... I'm surrounded by misandrists and white knights every day. Including my family members.

Hym "Oh, nah my feet are great. It's much easier now that I've been working for a while. Thanks for asking. You're an absolute sweetheart for that. I really enjoyed it."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2023

Snuffs My Feet

The fuck if I know

“Snuffs my feet if I know, you André 3000 not knowin’ ass.”

by MexicanBabyFeet July 30, 2021