anal munchkin

A person who is an ass fanatic. Usually grabbing, smacking and engaging in sexual activity with the ass. It could also be known as a person who sticks objects up their ass (Ex: A pen, dildo, a fairly small animal, etc.)

There is also a mythical beast called an Anal Munchkin. It could, and would, sneak up and fuck you in the ass from behind in such a behaviour that the victim would lose consciousness. Then afterwards, it would shrink itself to a very tiny size and climb up inside the victims asshole and then return to normal size, making the person's ass bigger than usual. Then it would live off shit for the rest of it's life without ever leaving the asshole. Though, at rare occasions, it would leave the ass at night for some fresh air when the person is sleeping, then return shortly after that before the person wakes up.

"You better watch out, there are anal munchkins roaming around."
"Anal Munchkins turn me on."

by Rikki January 6, 2004

munchin

when someone is eating a lot.

damn man you munchin you ate like 4 bags of platano chips.

by caca poopoo August 1, 2006

Munchkin Crunchkin

The sex position in which she curls up into a ball, and is procedurally fucked in the ass while she tickles or lickles your balls.

Jim: Wanna do a Munchkin Crunchkin?
Pecanna: let's do some more cocaine and then we'll see.

by DingusDan1028 February 28, 2019

rug munching

Girl on girl oral. She is eating the vag with hair, similar to eating a carpet

i think that girl likes a good rug munching

by Hoogy October 17, 2008

Portal Munching

when you cross over into the 4th dimension by going to town on the brown (mouth wise).

I don't know what happened to dave, lately he's been so distant, it's almost as if he's not one of us since he went...Portal Munching.

by bryan savage April 30, 2009

cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.

Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"

Mark is such a total cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

by Tobyz911 February 24, 2011

Lil’ Munchkin

Your lil’ Munchkin is the best girl in the world, once you have her you’ll want to take on the world while she’s by your side. You know she’s a lil’ Munchkin if she always lights up your day when you see her, she’s always eager to talk to you, and s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen... and is the worst sweatshirt thief on the world! Just don’t lose or trade your Lil’ Munchkin for anything and you’ll have happiness forever!

You: what’s up dude?
Friend: Oh I’m just talking to my Lil’ Munchkin, she’s the best thing ever!
You: Darn, I want a Lil’ Munchkin

by Hot_Rodd October 16, 2019