the mountaineer

A colossal shit that rises above "sea level"

"the mountaineer"

A shit so big, when your finished it's piled high above the water level and looks like a mountain in the middle of a lake.

by el douche-o October 6, 2009

mountaineer

When Boone girls get in a pyrimid (like Cheerleaders) and one guy works his way from the bottom to the top.

1: Dude, what did you do last night?
2. Last night I did a mountaineer with 6 girls, it was awesome.

by YosefSC2 November 20, 2009

Mountaineer's Tea

n. A mixture of lemon-lime soda and unsweetened iced tea.

Waitress: So, just sweet tea?
Man: Could you make mountaineer's tea?

by Latino Banana October 24, 2016

Mountaineer Mentality

If you ask someone who's climbed a big mountain why they did it they will likely say:
"Because it's there"
This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.

Person 1: Hey, why the hell did you sleep with my sister?!?
Person 2: Because I can.
Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*

by Dick334289 November 23, 2022

meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015