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Surprise Motherfucker 

When a black dude approaches you unexpectedly
" Surprise Motherfucker" .... "oh shit dude you scared me!"
Surprise Motherfucker by Zoku February 12, 2013

Surprise Motherfucker 

The act of presenting yourself in front of somebody when least expected; usually when caught in the act of performing something malicious.
When I saw Dexter Morgan opening that shipping crate looking for something, I Surprise Motherfucker'd him.
Surprise Motherfucker by EpicDoodlez February 18, 2017

father of all motherfuckers 

The baddest of badasses

people who listen to good music

Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker! 

Catchphrase used by Bruce Willis In all of the Die Hard films.It only has context In the first movie but he says It In all of them.

The reason the phrase has context In the first one Is as follows:

Main terrorist Hans:Mr. Mystery Guest are you still there?

John Mcclane:Yeah I'm still here

Hans:Who are you exactly?Someone who watched too many action movies as a child and thinks he's John Wayne,Rambo,Lewis Stevens?

Mcclane:Actually I was kind of partial to Roy Rogers myself.Always liked those sequin shirts.

Hans:Do you really think you can stop us Mr.Cowboy?

Mcclane:Well,Yippie-Ki-Yay MotherFucker!
Do you really think you can stop us Mr.Cowboy?
Well,Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!

Motherfucker's Day

1. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for sperm donors, sometimes also called Baby Daddys, who fail to recognize or acknowledge their offspring;

2. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for deadbeat dads, sometimes also called Baby Daddys;

3. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for men with children after an acrimonious divorce.
"Mommy, you know how you call the sperm donor a motherfucker? Can we get him a gift?" "Gift for what son, Motherfucker's Day?"

"Mommy should we get daddy a gift?" "Don't call him Daddy. You ain't seen him in 3 years. You 8 years old and that motherfucker is 7 years behind in his child support? For what, Motherfucker's Day?"

"Mommy Sunday is Father's Day. Dad wants me and Mary to eat dinner at his house." "Fuck Father's Day! Shit it's Motherfucker's Day to me!

grand motherfucker 

When the regular motherfucker just doesn't cut it; a higher level of motherfucker.