mostestest

when you love someone more than anyone else, they mean the most to you.

no word can be bigger than it.

“I love you the most”
“I love you the mostest”
“Too bad. I love you the mostestest”

by floweregui December 18, 2017

Air Molesters

Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.

Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

animal molester

A fucked up person who rapes animals

Yeah, some animal molester just fucked my pet snake

by Deez p money June 29, 2015

molesterstache

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.

"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."

by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004

molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.

oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

mistexterstanding

lose of meaning or inflection in a text message

thats not what i meant, it was just a mistexterstanding.

by boodle5000 May 31, 2009

molester van

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.

Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)

by Brisafangirl January 3, 2008