Moshering

The act of seducing multiple women over MSN and then having sex with them, only to leave them in the morning.

"You aren't Moshering that girl, are you?"

by Chris Holmes June 10, 2005

hollering

verb: The act of a male's attempts at seducing a female through the use of words and manipulation.

Girl, you hear those ghetto fools trying to be playas and hollering at us? Shoooooot!

by Mike LoPera September 28, 2005

mullering

Ruining something while attempting to fix it, on account of using brute force instead of gentle persuasion.

Bobby replaced the nut with an adjustable wrench, mullering it into position. "That should hold it," he exclaimed triumphantly. Sonia watched with disdain. "Sure," she said, "if we never have to replace the wheel again. That's totally cross-threaded."

by sticky10^76 June 22, 2009

Mollesting

Derived from the words "Moll", and "Molest" - Being molested is doing something that you don't want to, but must do because of social/commitment reasons. You are doing it against your will to be a good person.

Mollesting is knowingly doing the above to someone.

I was drunk and said i would go out to dinner with sharon, i want to cancel now... but people will call me a dick, i guess i'm being mollested

Simon said that he would go to dinner with me when he was pissed the other night, cant wait to be mollesting

by bigwillyp April 11, 2013

E-Mongering

The process of looking for hookers online.

I used to prowl the streets looking for prostitutes but now I spend all my time online E-Mongering.

by Randy Ray August 23, 2010

Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel

That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus

Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"

"Oh, damn! that fuck mothering toaster strudel sent itself up my mom's ass again!"

by J_3_T January 13, 2017

a fuck mothering vampire

It means you are a fuck mothering vampire

I was walking down the street then I saw a fuck mothering vampire

by I eat ass and fap all day October 24, 2017