mongel

Some shit that's supposed to be the February 2019 word of the month but it doesn't even have a fucking definition

Have you heard of the "word" mongel?

by Rectaldestroyer February 12, 2019

Mongel

Mongel means retard and no it's not mongrel they're different words

That guy is such a mongel

by Gh the sheep shagger September 27, 2019

moggery

Being a 200kg 6ft or over unit intimidating everyone near you. Having a bloated stomach doesn't bother you because it is seen as power and you don't understand when people make positive jokes about being mogged so you just take it as a compliment.

Ben's moggery is insane

by Pepperbencheese November 4, 2020

Mogglin

The offspring of a Moogle (creature from Final Fantasy 7) and a Gremlin (creature from the 1984 movie Gremlins)
White fluffy, with sharp teeth and claws.

That Moogle looks cute, wait...shit that's a mogglin, run!

by Mogglin April 15, 2021

ear moggles

Ear muffs, keeps your ears warm

These are my ear moggles

by Mrs Millsy July 10, 2019

Mogged

To have destroyed a lefties claims with wit and intelligence.

‘He’s Mogged off that plebs terminological inexactitude there.’

by floccinaucinihilipilifications October 2, 2017

cock mongel

this is a kid that seems nomal on the out side but when he stays the night at your house he jacks you off wile you asleep an when you ejaculate he gargles your cum, spits it on your chest then gives you a dirty sanchez an when you wake he says that it was your dog

cody:dude some one blew ther load on me and gave me a dirty sanchez

drew:wasnt me man it must ov been your dog

cody:why is ther jizz on your cheek an you finger smell like ass?

drew:huh?

cody:you fucking cock mongel(cody beats drew's ass)

by coleton and josh June 26, 2007