Sir Michael Cuthbertson II

Born in Tasmania in 1646, Sir Michael the Second was 20 years old at the time of the London Fires. The general of the First Great Australian Emu War, he led Australian troops to victory until his untimely death by the Emu General D. Holland in 1690, age 44 years old. His legacy was remembered in the Second Great Australian Emu War in 1932.

Did you hear about Sir Michael Cuthbertson II?

Yeah dude, he’s awesome. Shame he was killed.

by A Cricket Named Joe October 6, 2021

Michael Jordan-ing

When you suddenly fist someone's anus, with your arm stretching out like Michael Jordan in Space Jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.

She was doing ok, until Ryan began Michael Jordan-ing her.

by OptimisticPrime January 7, 2015

Michael Jackson isn't dead

Yup thats right

Michael Jackson isn't dead = truth

by jsiksi August 6, 2009

Prince Michael Jackson II

Prince Michael Jackson II AKA Blanket Jackson is the youngest son of king of pop Michael Jackson.He is different from the rest of the boys out there.His long hair is life.

“If you look into Blanket‘s Prince Michael Jackson II eyes,you will see billions of stars shining brightly.“ Anon

by WhoDatGal420 February 17, 2015

Michael Yo'ing

(verb) An act characterized by the compulsion of "kissing the asses" of celebrities in an attempt to exploit your own meager celebrity. From the show Chelsea Lately: Lately Lexicon Clip. See also brown nosing ass kissing

He was Michael Yo'ing all the way home with his serial celebrity ass kissing lips.

by Bedazzled Addison May 6, 2010

St. Michael's Interparochial School

An old rundown school located in downtown hell-hole Pensacola on Palafox and Jackson. Recently closed due to the retardedness of a principal who I will leave unnamed but we knew him simply as "K". St. Michael's School was opened before 1920 and closed in 2008. Rumors went around that it would become a preschool but my reliable sources confirmed to me that that was a lie for now

"Yo you ever heard of St. Michael's Interparochial School "

"You mean the run down piece of crap in Pensacola"

"That's the one"


"You here St. Michael's is closing down?"

"I f***in knew it! The Principal was a douche anyways."

by Cerdis November 2, 2008

Just Michael Jackson it

To tap out a bowl before it is entirely finished, or to "just beat it" out.

"Want to hit this Freddy?" "Nah, Just Michael Jackson it nigga."

by Crowdsurfingllama February 1, 2009