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Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire

A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.
"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."
by vinosnob March 19, 2006
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million dollar puthay

million dollar puthay also comes from a song that i have no idea who sung it
by some random person doing work January 13, 2021
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Twopence ha'penny millionaire

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire
by samaralic December 11, 2013
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a million o'clock

Last night I stayed up until a million o'clock writing a paper.
by limacon October 6, 2013
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Marillion

I'm going to see Marillion in concert!
by Frans July 18, 2003
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thanks a million

This is what you say to someone who you have lots of thanks for. Not just thanks, but thanks a million. It really shows how much you care.
Tim: Well I'm done painting your house
James: Thanks a million!
by where am i? May 17, 2005
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a small loan of a million dollars

A quote said by celebrity Donald Trump, that became a meme very quickly.
It has not been easy for me, my Father gave me a small loan of a million dollars $$$$
by Legost March 29, 2016
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