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Mechanical hands

A weird name for the concept of time. Created by the band "Tally Hall" and appeared on the song "Ruler of Everything"
"You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything"
by Hagoalgunosdibujos July 8, 2023
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mechanical seahorse

As you're fucking your special someone...the man begins to do the "white boy can't dance" move while inserting his penis into her vagina.
PJ was doing the mechanical seahorse while screwing Luke up the ass.
by Katiefdgjgdh March 5, 2007
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mechanical turk

humans used as pieces of machinery, that is, as a mesurable part of an industrial procces, disregarding their humanity in favour of the greater goal. Mechanical turks are usually inserted as procedures in computer programming just like you would commonly say "save file; clear screen; mech-turk-do-something"
Dang! I have to write a program to bypass captchas
Hey, why not program it with mechanical turks?
I'll give it a try though i'm not sure it'll be fast enough
by Mauro555555555 November 21, 2013
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mechanical lobster

A industrial metal band from Guernsey comprising of six members, often in varying levels of consciousness, kept alive by the mechanical love pump of the lobster within.
"Did you see Lobster last night?"
"nah mate"
by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005
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Mechanical Engineering

Mechanical Engineering is a discipline within the engineering domain which deals with the application of the principles of science (especially Physics and Mathematics) and economics in the synthesis, analysis, design, manufacturing, installation, maintenance, and/or decommissioning of machines, tools, and systems, and materials in order to solve a problem or meet a need. This discipline serves to solve certain technical challenges facing society such as energy supply, provision of transport infrastructure like railways, and the manufacturing & the supply of needed materials such as steels and other alloys.

Mechanical Engineering is a very broad discipline which includes the following subdisciplines: Metallurgy, Thermal Engineering, Automotive Engineering, Production Engineering, Manufacturing Engineering, and Mechatronics.
Mechanical Engineering is integral to other disciplines like Aerospace & Aeronautical Engineering, Electrical Engineering, and Civil Engineering.

People who practice or study Mechanical Engineering are called mechanical engineers. An undergraduate programme usually involves the study of such courses and subjects like solid mechanics, thermodynamics, fluid mechanics, mathematics, basic electrical/electronic principles, and control theory.

Written by Ikeyi who studied Mechanical Engineering at college.
Godwin studied Mechanical Engineering at MIT in 2018.
by The Martian. February 12, 2019
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mechanical animals

An 'okay' album by Marilyn Manson produced in 1998.
I just bought Mechanical Animals the other day, and it fuckin rocked!
by HappySunshineGumdropLand August 16, 2004
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mechanical pencil shit

When you can't clean your anus after pooping no matter how many times you wipe. Usually a mechanical pencil shit is one that takes a long time to come out, so one begins to wipe prematurely before the whole poop has completely dislodged itself from the butt hole.

One's shit keeps refilling like a mechanical pencil: no matter how many times that one wipes, he can't get it clean.
This mechanical pencil shit took two rolls of toilet paper to wipe and I still haven't stopped shitting.

Mentioned by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11
by pzeke August 14, 2011
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