May 5 

National be sad day . No matter why . This day you are sad and depressed. Nostalgia just came out so listen to that too

Eslabón Armado released nostalgia on may 5

May 5 by Eslabón May 4, 2022

May 5 

May 5th is national send an ass pic day

Person a: hey it’s may 5th here you go *sends ass pic*

Person b: wow thanks this made my day better

May 5 by Uhhhhhh hi May 5, 2022

May 5 

This is a national rock, paper, sissors day (mostly rock). Playing rock, paper, sissors on this day is good because It's the national rock, paper, sissors day!

Person A: Wanna play rock, paper sissors?
Person B: Sure
Person A: Okay, first comes rock
Person B: WAIT NO IT'S MAY 5 THE NATIONAL ROCK PAPER SISSORS DAY-

May 5 by elenaaablacksss December 25, 2020

May 5 

Drive over to you boyfriends house and sleep in bed with him day.

Him: did you forget what day it is today?

Her: OH shoot you’re right I’m coming over right now! It’s may 5th

May 5 by slimykiddo May 5, 2021

May 5 

On may 5 it is KARL JACOBS APPLICATION DAY where you say nice words to him since he has been depressed lately and yes you can do it everyday but I still made this day

For Example:

Karl:I am felling down
Everyone:guess what it is may 5

Karl:what is may 5
Everyone: ON MY 5 IT IS KARL JACOBS APPLICATION DAY

Karl: What The Honk! Thank you!

May 5 by MCYT FAN 16 April 28, 2021

May 5 

The day when the best, best friend was born. She is maybe a little short, very pretty, hot, sexy, sweet, nice, kind, beautiful, Gorgeous. Just overall an amazing person.

Me: hey bestie it’s May 5th ur bday. U are the bestest best friend ever

May 5 by manoftheboys May 4, 2021

May 5 

National give your gf neck kisses day😍

Gf: Why did you kiss my neck?
Bf: Bc its may 5

May 5 by Drunkdazedjungwon May 4, 2021