A tiny sardine whos natural habitat is Mrs. Whitley's office. He also happens to be in love with Sydney and Emma.
by Im dating ur dad May 18, 2022
Get the Maxwellmug. Maxwell's is an idiot
by Trump is cool November 5, 2019
Get the Maxwellmug. Two parts patron tequila and one part red bull (or the energy drink the bar is affiliated with) on the rocks and enjoy.
Patron: Excuse me barkeeper, my fellows and I shall have The Maxwell please.
Barkeeper: what I fine choice there sir. You must be out tonight to fuck shit up.
Patrons: why yes we are.
Barkeeper: what I fine choice there sir. You must be out tonight to fuck shit up.
Patrons: why yes we are.
by Maxwell FSU June 8, 2013
Get the The Maxwellmug. Maxwell is short, dumb, and unathletic. He's really fucking hot and gets all the ladies. He lost his virginity at age 9 to the hottest chick in school, the math teacher. He has 3 hoes, gets all F's in school, and is always the worst player on sports teams. He's puny as fuck, wears glasses, and his dad and mom are successful. But they beat him with a hammer whenever he gets in trouble. His mom smokes crack, and his dad is 7 years sober.
by DisBoiEpic September 12, 2022
Get the Maxwellmug. Someone who lies a lot especially about cars and insurance they are good at this but always have that one person who is also in on the lie and usually the person who he looks up to as a role model.
by Gazza bazza wazza May 9, 2019
Get the Maxwellmug. Maxwell has the most beautiful girlfriend and is always loyal. He is one of the best singers out there
by Richard Belleh May 29, 2019
Get the Maxwellmug.