Maxwell is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is genuine, nice, caring, fucking hot, down to earth and will never let you down whilst always being there for you. Maxwell is down to do anything and everything. If you ever meet a maxwell never let him go otherwise you will regret it forever. You will never meet a guy quite like maxwell. He is amazing and if you don’t know one you absolutely need to get yourself one. Maxwell will love you with everything he has, he will be there for you no matter what and not judge whatever you do. Maxwell is unbelievable gorgeous. He is also amazing at everything he does!! Maxwell is a fucking legend who is a gun and loved by everyone. If you have a Maxwell you are the luckiest girl alive!!
person one: Oh my god I have never been more happier.
person two: Let me guess, his name is maxwell?!
person two: Let me guess, his name is maxwell?!
by motherfucking legend May 06, 2019
A tiny sardine whos natural habitat is Mrs. Whitley's office. He also happens to be in love with Sydney and Emma.
by Im dating ur dad May 18, 2022
by Trump is cool November 05, 2019
Two parts patron tequila and one part red bull (or the energy drink the bar is affiliated with) on the rocks and enjoy.
Patron: Excuse me barkeeper, my fellows and I shall have The Maxwell please.
Barkeeper: what I fine choice there sir. You must be out tonight to fuck shit up.
Patrons: why yes we are.
Barkeeper: what I fine choice there sir. You must be out tonight to fuck shit up.
Patrons: why yes we are.
by Maxwell FSU June 08, 2013
Someone who lies a lot especially about cars and insurance they are good at this but always have that one person who is also in on the lie and usually the person who he looks up to as a role model.
by Gazza bazza wazza May 09, 2019
Maxwell is short, dumb, and unathletic. He's really fucking hot and gets all the ladies. He lost his virginity at age 9 to the hottest chick in school, the math teacher. He has 3 hoes, gets all F's in school, and is always the worst player on sports teams. He's puny as fuck, wears glasses, and his dad and mom are successful. But they beat him with a hammer whenever he gets in trouble. His mom smokes crack, and his dad is 7 years sober.
by DisBoiEpic September 13, 2022
Maxwell has the most beautiful girlfriend and is always loyal. He is one of the best singers out there
by Richard Belleh May 29, 2019