Muskratted

when you put every foreseeable step into a plan to ensure success, when suddenly out of no where, an unforeseen issues arises totally ruining the plan.

Ricky got muskratted when only one foreman on site had permit training, and the laid off the foreman that morning.

by Rickybobby1 February 27, 2019

muskrat

the patch of hair that sometimes grows at the top of the ass crack. Usually becomes visible when the person bends over.

When Steve bent over at work I could see that his muskrat was very bushy.

by ruggala December 24, 2004

Maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 32valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena V8) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.

Yo muthafucka ,u hearin' that Maserati V8 growlin'

by alex December 6, 2003

Muskrat Karma

Muskrat Karma is the karma created for leaving a Muskrat's Nest. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest on the undeserving and unwitting breeds bad Muskrat Karma. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest to the deserving breeds good Muskrat Karma.

Example of bad Muskrat Karma:

Jake: Rob, I just built a huge Muskrat's Nest in my grandma's bathroom! Isn't that some funny shit!?

Rob: Damn, Jake! That's not funny at all! Don't you know that creates bad Muskrat Karma for you? Now you're destined to be Muskrat's Nested yourself!

Jake: Oh, God! Where's the shovel?

Example of good Muskrat Karma:

Rob: Jake, I just snuck into the lady's room and built the largest Muskrat's Nest EVER! That'll teach this shitty restaurant to have shitty service!

Jake: <LOL> Yeah it will! Dude, you're totally gonna get some good Muskrat Karma! I doubt anyone will ever Muskrat's Nest your bathroom ever again!

Rob: High Five!!

by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010

Muskrat

A small penis that is over powered by the bush that surrounds it; when a man's pubes are more impressive than their penis.

The girl was diggin' my style until I dropped my pants and she saw the muskrat.

by RockCock555555 February 14, 2012

dirty muskrat

old man that prefers anal sex with teenage girls

i was being followed by a dirty muskrat at the mall.

by dirty muskrat August 24, 2008

Maserati Sex

When I fine gentleman tells his comrades that he must depart for the evening in order to escort his mistress to her uber. However, his true intent is to sneak away to have sex in his white Maserati conveniently parked in the driveway.

Todd: Hey guys, I'm out. Gotta walk my girl home
Stonington: lol. Stop frontin. We know you 'bout to have that Maserati sex!

by StoningtonCC October 6, 2019