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Marines Disease

Not to be confused with Legionairres Disease

Marines Disease(AKA MD), A condition/infection of the brain, Not life threatening(But to others maybe?) which causes the person to have a natural compulsion to harass and disturb others in many ways(Compulsive Name calling, stalking, pestering others etc), Effects can be very horrendous and can lead the victim to SUICIDE. If the victim stands up to him/herself or retaliates, The person with MD does not like it and therefore goes mad!.

People who suffer this condition who decide to undergo a military career for some reason turn out extremely sucsessful in the Marines. This is how this condition was named 'Marines Disease' and makes the Marines 'A force to be reckoned with'.

Most of the MD symptons have already been described above but doctors claim that MD sufferers have a 'Harassing Call' that is used when they harass thier pray, However it sounds like 'Ele Cuntay'(Sometimes Illay Cunfay). For example if thier victim was called John, The MD sufferer would say 'John Ele Cunthei' multiple times.
Marines: 'John ele cuntei, john ele cuntei, john ele cuntei, john ele cuntei'.

John: 'Damn, Im getting sick of being harassed by those Marines all the time!, At least im not suffering from marines disease!.'
by Asams10 October 5, 2007
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emilio martinez

One of the martinez twins.

Just by his first name, emilio can be defined as a sex god, but he is way more than that.

He's a savage and a weirdo at the same time. But most people know him by his sexiness, and hotness.

He's incredibly cute and adorable in his videos that is making fans just wanna eat his face. He's also very expressful , but only his real fans can see that.

He and his brother have a very sexy plumpy lips, any girl in the world would be lucky to make out with him.
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Melanie Martinez

amazing singer/songwriter who released her EP 'Dollhouse' in 2014, her album 'Crybaby' in 2015 and her single 'Gingerbread Man' in 2016. She is currently making the Alphabet Boy music video and is making one for every song in Crybaby except the 3 from the deluxe album. she is AMAZING and I love her very very much, she is the best singer ever and her hair is my goals - it was inspired by Cruella De Vil :))
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Fernando Martinez Batiz

the most badass motherfucker in the world, kickfliping and halo master. protector of Ronnie James Dio.
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marziyeh

A girl with great wishes, very elegant and emotional, but in a strong and independent manner.

Friend and happy family

There are a lot of friends around him, but it's lonely, and since no one can make this volume big and good

Apparently very beautiful and sexy

To be happy, she only respected her thoughts and was at her side
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ivan martinez

Ivan Martinez is a Spanish YouTuber along with his twin Emilio Martinez. They live in the U.S.A with Jake Paul in the Team 10 headquarters. They are handsome boys with a beautiful heart. They're always there when you need them and they're just amazing overall.
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