Mario Kart Wii 

A mario kart game that is one the wii, yet incredibly sweaty and competitive.
its so competitive getting first place without using the overpowered af funky kong or daisy is a monumental achievement. i like the game but its so sweaty jeez

Troy: My favourite mario kart is mario kart wii
Me: It's the only one i have played so it's my favourite

Mario Kart Wii by vakismithy September 3, 2018

Mario Kart Effect 

When You are winning at Mario Kart and everything goes to shit. It's as if Lemony Snicket wrote a new series of unfortunate events, except this time they were about you playing mario kart and going from 1st to 8th thanks to fucking Donkey Kong throwing a blue shell, then Toad shoves a green shell up your bum to spin you into a banana peel in which you slip off the edge and as soon as lakitu drops you back onto the course your asshole friend in 8th hits you with a lightning bolt and ends up winning. The frustration and despair caused by the Mario Kart Effect are unmatched, and the probability of the Mario Kart Effect benefiting you are slim to none.

1. It's not my fault that I lost! Its that god damn Mario Kart Effect. (n)

2. Thanks to the Mario Kart Effect, Nick and Zack are quite peeved. (n)

Mario Kart Effect by MKE September 27, 2013

Mario Kart Slut 

Any person who passes you or uses an item on you on the Nintendo game, Mario Kart. This term is most often used when someone hits you with any kind of turtle, bomb, or steals an item.

*Elizabeth hits Nick with a turtle right before Nick crosses the finish line*

Elizabeth: That's what you get for hitting me with that blue turtle!
Nick: You are such a Mario Kart Slut!

Mario Kart Slut by MarioKartBusFun May 7, 2010

Mario Kart Wii 

The 6th mario kart game. If you couldn't tell if is on the Wii. It was realeased in 2008

It introduced the Wii wheel which was basically a plastic wheel that you put on your remote. This idea was a big success with the casual market and became is the most popular mario kart game. It had some new ideas like tricks and bikes. You can also get the very controversial thunder cloud item

Despite this is has some very advanced competitive mechanics for example shortcuts that require skill to perform like the grumble volcano rock hop. This has kept the game alive and many people still play it today

The online mode has shut down but the is a custom server called wimmifi. If you join a game you will see a lot of funky kongs on flame runners and daisies on mach bikes. This is because those are the most overpowered loadouts. Everyone jokes that it should be called funky bike wii

The is many more with the biggest by far being CTGPR by which has the ability to play custom tracks online

Mario kart wii was a fun game

Mario Kart Wii by Pineapple840 February 10, 2021

Mario Kart: Champion of Champions 

Mario Kart: Champion of Champions is a tournament involving two rounds of all 16 tracks, played by the inhabitants of 137 Old Finglas Road. 6 cans of Dutch Gold must be purchased for 5 pounds prior to the tournament starting and may be consumed while racing. Typical stunts pulled include fameassers, redners, mushies, and lightningers. The winner receives a ring which he will wear for the rest of the week until declaring Champion of Champions on again. He will typically ask the losing contestants to "look at my face".

Wow, Joey has been Mario Kart: Champion of Champions for almost 5 years now, no one can beat him!

Mario Kart: Champion of Champions by joeythegreat May 23, 2006

Mario Kart pissed

1. A notably sever and predictable reaction to various exchanges and interactions between gamers and the popular Nintendo 64 game ‘Mario Kart'; where cursing, racial slurs and ‘chucking’ of controllers are often and uncontrollably used as the body’s natural, emergency means to alleviate stress buildup as well as the swelling of blood vessels in the neck/face/head. Side effects can include loss of friendships, bleeding from the eyes, broken toes and in severe cases, ‘sharting’.

2. A similar level of rage caused by any situation.

"What's up with Dallas? I've never seen him so angry."

"Yeah, he's Mario Kart pissed."

Mario Kart pissed by ActionRick May 1, 2010

Mario Kart Fart 

When you have multiple consecutive farts in the same pattern as the starting sequence of a Mario Kart race.

John: pft pfft pfft PFFFFTTTTTTTT!

Jake: "Dude that was a sick nasty Mario Kart fart!"

Mario Kart Fart by racer010 March 20, 2010