maria

a cute, smart, young girl who seems to have everything in her life together except for the fact that she has a fetish for 50 YEAR OLD MEN.

Also has strange obsession with Dean Lewis.

“My class mate is in love with her professor.”
“Yikes, what a Maria. I bet she listens to Dean Lewis too🙄.”

by anonymous January 23, 2021

maria

to do a maria means to wake up in hospital drunk not knowing what happened the night before due to an 'alcohol overdose'

I'm gonna get so drunk tonight i'm gonna
end up doing a maria!!!

by Damo-the-Lord April 1, 2009

maria

a wog(italian or greek) woman. commonly used in melbourne. used in conjuction with mario(wog man).

"hey look at that hairy maria in the kappa gear"

by Willeee August 24, 2007

maria

A maria is uaually a very cool non-person of ecuadorian ancestors who MIGHT eat guinea pigs. They tipically hate ketchup and get raped frequently. They also have soft cheeks, 137 different colors of eyeliner and pinkies that work as spoons. They might ocassionally hug dead people and sometimes live in your closet. Usually their sons are named Marianos and are great pets.

The maria kicked the guy wearing the banana suit in the balls.

by Mariano L. August 28, 2008

maria

stupid noob from pakiland

maria is so stupid that, if there was to be a team of stupi noobs, she'll be captain

by rashfc December 28, 2007

maria

an absolute legend😎

maria’s a legend

by definitely not called maria May 26, 2020

maria

a ugly lanky bitch with big eyes and lips. maria is not loyal and is aggressive and violent she usually tries to act hard when shes not and she goes behind your back to talk shit about you

urghhh ewww its maria

by suckstuff March 8, 2019